Mar. 18th, 2009

melissae: (Oh noes!!!)
So.
This morning at 5 am, my phone is chirping to tell me that i have a msg.
I dont recognize the number.

And its a picture msg. and I think to myself, what could this be?
And so i open it.

Its a naked guy.


i shit you not.

But not JUST a naked guy.

Its a naked guy bent over a chair with his err. butt all, umm, in my eyes. and his nuts all free swingin in the wind. 



But not just a naked guy bent over a chair with his etc and what not for all the gods and Glory to see.

Sexy time music.

There is sexy time music playing.

Sexy Time MUSIC!!!!!



I call him from my work phone. (No. I didn't recognize any of it) Didn't want to call from my phone. Left a message to tell him that he sent his balls to the wrong person.
I get a text back that says. "Sory. I thought this was Mallisa in Oregon. have a good day. James"
DUDE WTF?

I also don't know who took it. Because it totally wasn't a mirrorMySpace pic.

For those of you who wanted to know.. I contemplated keeping it, for comedy. But I couldn't do it. It was horrible. I had to delete it.

This was not as amusing as getting the letter from Sean Maher's agent Amanda (in Hollywood) asking me if I wanted to be in a "This one actually has a plot!" HBO Red Shoe Diaries type show.
Also, the wrong melissa.

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