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Melissae ([personal profile] melissae) wrote2009-05-06 06:39 pm

Im gonna write a book

And its going to be called "What are you flying over?" because it drives me up the wall not to know.
Whats that? Is that a crater?! i dont think I've seen a crater before
What state is this?
Why does the ground look like that? Is something growing there? It looks like fur brushed the wrong way!
What mountain range is that?
What river is that?
Why is that water that color right next to the water thats a different color?
What state is that?!
This Southwest napkin doesnt tell me anything about where I am.

Except that I probably can't make a book like that because it would be a national security issue or something.
All the bad people would want to know what to blow up, but I just want to know what town that is.

It would be a great book. And help you recognize places from a million miles up in the sky. It would at least make me happy.

The flight was easy. The couple next to me on the way to Chicago slept and I had an empty middle seat the rest of the way.

I have the most hideous renta- pimp-ist car ever. Its so obnoxious. Its like gold, really low Chevy HHR. all the windows are tinted almost black. Its an ok car, but I was like totally facepalm  when I walked out and saw it in my space.

Drove through about two hours of tornado warnings. Lots of rain and lightening. Its calmed down now. Im going to work until 11 and see what the news has to say about the next few days. Hopefully tomorrow night is not too bad since Sheena and I are totally going to WhiskyRiver. yes. Dale Jr's bar. So, when we meet and he sweeps me off my feet and we get married, I'll drop you all a postcard.
:D



[identity profile] chershey.livejournal.com 2009-05-07 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Reminds me of the two (American) women behind us on the flight back from Australia this year. One of them asked a flight attendant as we were flying over San Fran if that was the Sacramento River. But wait, it gets better. They were wondering what this bright light was that was blinking near the side of the plane. You know...that blinking light...on the fucking wing...

[identity profile] melissa-mifeng.livejournal.com 2009-05-07 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
:)
I learned a long time ago not to ask, because no one knows whats down there.
I do know what the light is. lol

[identity profile] cabri729.livejournal.com 2009-05-07 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
If you get married Tuesday night I can make it down there in time to attend your bachelorette party Monday night. :D

[identity profile] melissa-mifeng.livejournal.com 2009-05-07 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay! We'll have a wild time!

[identity profile] unnamedfeeling.livejournal.com 2009-05-07 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Be sure to bottle some of the rain and lightning and thunder and humidity and bring it back for me please?

I wants some of that sou'east weather..

[identity profile] melissa-mifeng.livejournal.com 2009-05-08 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
boy oh boy. You would love it right now. So much.
I am.
:)